Wednesday, September 26, 2007

The End Of The World

The End of the World



"Excuse me, Mr. Prime Minister."

"Yes, what is it John?"

"I got some, uhh, complaints," stuttered John.

"Complaints from who? What did I do wrong?"

"Here, you read them." John handed the letters to the Prime Minister.

"China wants war? Russia wants war? British want war? And all for our natural resources." The Prime Minister was speechless and left the room.


Early the next day the Prime Minister had no hesitation as of what he was going to do.

"General!," screamed the Prime Minister. The General stood up in command.

"What is it, Sir?"

"Well didn't you here the news?"

"No, Sir."

"Well then I'll give it to you blunt. China, Russia and the British want war against us and all the other countries are backing them up."

"I'm on it, Sir." The General was in a daze for just a moment and then left the room to tell the others.


The Prime Minister walked back into his office.

"John!," yelled the Prime Minister.

"Yes?"

"Get me the number for the President of the United States and dial it for me," ordered the Prime Minister.

"Right away, Sir." John handed the Prime Minister the phone.

"Hello, Mr. President."

"Hello, what do you want."

"Have you heard the big news."

"No, not at all."

"Well basically we are in war with the world."

"Oh, that big news. And about that, don't expect any help at all from my country." Right away the President hung up the phone.

"Hello, Mr, President? AHHH!"

" What happened?," asked John.

"What happened? The President turned his back on us! Thats what happened!" The president stomped out of his office and slammed the door behind him.


The war started one month later and was known as "World War III". Canada's enemies thought the war would be cake, but they thought wrong. Canada put up a good fight although they never had much to fight.

Back in China, the Chinese leader was thinking hard for his plan of mass destruction. He talked to the rest of the leaders and decided what their plan of mass destruction will be.

"Mr. Prime Minister! Mr. Prime Minister!"

"What's so important?"

"Our spies have found out that they have planned a move of mass destruction. They are not exactly sure what they are planning to do, but it is supposedly going to end the war once it's finished."

"What ever they plan on doing, we better try to get ready for anything."

Two months have past and not one of Canada's enemies came to their country.

"I wonder if the war is over now? I mean, nothing has happened in the last two months. Maybe they thought they made a big mistake?" said John.

"Or maybe they are still creating their plan of mass destruction and want to catch us off guard?" answered the Prime Minister. Right when the Prime Minister was done talking they heard a bunch of planes pass by and heard some explosions.

KAAABBOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Canada's enemies blew up the entire planet by dropping all of the nuclear bombs they have created. Concluding that World War III ended all wars, but also ended the world.

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